This and other random things I've seen in the last few days...

Ok, now that you've had that laugh...

1) Last week, I saw a homeless 20 something white girl get spare change from a homeless looking 40 something black man with a mexican wrestler mask on in broad daylight on the corner of Monroe and State.

2) At a McDonalds...a fat manager eating the fries, and attempting to hide in the back as a customer rush came in.

3) This video...Oh and the Bears loose to the Pack then win to the "world champions".
Better yet, I seen some Steeler Fans get off the Ohare blue line to go to the game, as if everything was cool.

Too bad their trip was a waste!!!!

OH AND STAY TUNED FOR THE TOP 10 CHICAGO MOVIES, and other Top 10 things...


That is all.

Why I am a Californication fan now...

Pretty much (as I add to the blog/twitting/fb polution onset) I like self destruction.
Its interesting to watch. Like a ten car pile up on the expressway. Only problem with watching, the closer you get, the more intimate it becomes with you.

And so as I write this, burning my own person candle at every angle, I've grown fond of another Showtime show, thats about to enter its third season.

Its borderline why it is "fun" to be a writer (in the most cynical, sarcastic, cliche way) and what NOT TO DO if you are a "writer" (but most writers don't believe in conventional logic so...).

Right now I'm on season 1 where he wrote the new book, then lost the book, and doesn't realize that the book is being claimed by his new "muse". As a writer, I was wondering how the truth of what they did would come to light. This is DEFINITELY an angle that I didn't see coming.

Which is why I like this show, shit happens that you DON'T see coming.

Fuck "lost", they're still lost, dumb ass show...

Holy Ghost Jukin' (From the UK)

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE...You got British Rappers catchin' the holy ghost.
Thats ALL I'ma Tell You.

You just gotta watch it!

After hearing about Raekwon having someone knock out Joe Budden...

I needed a more objective perspective on the spectrum of black male experience
(I don't consider my own experience objective).




Byron Hurt also directed "Beyond Beats and Rhymes" I recommend that one seriously.

I know this seems alittle random, but I try to keep my blog well balanced.

First off I am in no way endorsing this...

All I know is that niggas don' lost they GATTDAMN MINDS!!!!

YOU KNOW HOW MANY KIDS COULD GO TO SCHOOL and actually LEARN SOMETHING off that shit!!!!

YOU KNOW HOW MANY CHILDREN LOST THEIR FUCKIN' FINGERS AND ARMS AND SHIT AND WENT BLIND AND SHIT DIGGIN' FOR THAT SHIT!!!!

YOU KNOW HOW MANY RICH, FAT, WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS ARE SITTIN' BACK LAUGHIN' AT HIS DUMB ASS BECAUSE THEY JUST CAME UP OFF THIS STUPID ASS MUTHAFUCKA!!!!


I propose there should be an invention, the muff machine (it will be a huge hand that will SHOVE
the DOG SHIT out of a persons head on cue...for those who don't know what a "muff" is, the less derogatory definition).

It will be used when black celebrities say (i.e. Kanye asking permission of the Jackson's to be the "new" king of pop, 2 weeks after the man's funeral happened) DO STUPID SHIT!!!!!


LIKE HAVING A BLACK DIAMOND LAMBO BE A REMOTE CONTROL CAR!!!!

Do I have better shit to think about, sure I do, but so the FUCK WHAT!!!!
I WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS SHIT!!!!

damn...

shit I just felt like posting...

First start with the new.

The Batman (that use to air on WBkids got a new cartoon movie).
vs. Dracula...



That should be interesting (I gotta finish it).

And then this is old, but I just wanted to post it, just cause its the only video
from this album that I really like...




this is a good use of bad computer effects. real retro futuristic (i.e. I'm late as hell posting this).

just watch this...if you understand...it will scare you...

Artificial Intelligence is here!!!

Is it me, or are THESE people clones?

1) Megan Fox looks ALOT like



2) Angel Luv (save skin color and boob job)















3) Madonna + Cyndi Lauper = BRITNEY Spears (look closely)










Add a little Britney genes into Cristina Aguilara - you get LADY GAGA
Katy Perry (soon to be 2 hit wonder) and Zoey Dechanel (crazy actress chick) They look like TWINS!!!!!!
DON'T BELIEVE ME, GOOGLE THEM!!!!

Also, I have a theory that the "Common" that is out rappin' with the Jonas brothers and shit is not the same dude from 87th. Rasheed is somewhere handcuffed in an Area 51 bunker or some shit.

I ain't goin'!!!!

Letterman/Terminator

TERMINATOR WAS BULLSHIT!?!?!?!

Ain't no way (spoiler alert)
Skynet would NOT create a human hybrid cyborg who would be able to
rebel against its programming and save John Conner.

I know it was a parallel. A man from the past, as oppose to a man/machine
from the future, saving him.

I know it was a parallel, dude was human instead of robotic.

But that shit was bullshit,
and it felt like it could happen in 5 years,
not like it was science fiction.

McG need to stick to music videos, real shit.
Charlie's Angels is more his speed.
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Leave Letterman alone,

no I haven't heard what he said,
yes, it was prolly full of shit, sexist and shovenistic.

People are calling him the new Don Imus,
it ain't even that serious,
the media just want people to watch Conan.

Just watch both like I do, and don't fuck with the Commercials,
or don't watch either like I do, and go outside and freestyle or something.

The shit ain't that serious.

Maybe I should hear what he said...

Last night...

I learned that,

I have so farther to go.

My free style gotta get better.

Bottom line.

And I gotta make my crew put a foot in my ass if not,

but I also gotta put a foot in their ass if they're not on their shit.

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Lets see,

I talked to an X who dumped me freshie year of college,
and I came to terms with that.

I realized that I can't afford this rap shit if I'm not working,
and I think I found a job connect :0)

I seen this pimp ass nigga, who I don't trust, but I do respect,
and he said holla at him about some business shit,
even though his best friend just got out of jail for being a street pharmacutical rep.

I hope that nigga didn't drop the soap.

I went to an open mic, and felt ok about just bein' me, no gimmics.

I went to another open mic, and I backed down from the perfect opportunity to battle
this dude and get my rep up...

I realized that I gotta get better.

Today is another chance :0)

Man, it was a crazy day today...

I came to the conclusion that I might need to utilize this Blog as a journal instead of just postin' videos.

In either which case,
first off,
I feel a personal renassance comin' on.
So I'm just puttin' myself into my own lane.
If anyone don't like it, just know,
good :)
I need more haters :)

Second,
I really like the Chopin Theater.
It was the first place I went to when I found out about
Young Chicago Authors (.org).

One of my co-worker/mentors named Robbie Q,
he had his 7th Encyclopedia show (maybe I should find a link, maybe later, its 2 in the morning).
and that shit is an ingenius avenue for the comedic/theatric growth of what is known
as performance poetry.

Next season is gon' be raw.

In either which case, I gotta start up this Hip-Hop Theater joint,
so at the very least I have a place to do my one man show.

I think there might be a market for it.
Hip hop is adult contemporary music, and there are alot of artists
who jump between categories so it might be a good thing to put up/promote.

Yeah,
so I also heard this group/emcee named 5-1 today @ The Darkroom.
He sampled that ol' dub track Lucifer (famously sampled by Kanye).

This new shit is way more raw than Kanye's (however sacriligious that sounds).

Also, speakin' of Kanye,
he made a video for Paranoid (my favorite song off the album).
I don't like the video.

Its too avant garde for me. The song is happy, even though its called Paranoid,
and he went too much with the feeling of the subject matter and not the feeling of the song.

I'm sure he did this on purpose, he's a jerk.

In either which case, Tomorrow Kings is the shit (I gotta say that once a blog).

I got a show comin' up, I'm a post the plugger tomorrow along with some other shit.
Oh and Dan Sullivan (Poet/Bartender/Irish Vegetarian) has a blog website "Cureforyourrallies.com",
I might add that to the link list.


Aiight, thats it, I'm goin' to sleep.

I might start postin' poetry on here too.

You ever realize that King Joffy Joffer is also Darth Vader...

This seems abit old, but he might be better than Twista...

Remember this sayin'...

Unfortunately,

people pay less attention to content,
and more to hype.